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January 2006

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THE LITTLE FOXES

(dir. William Wyler, 112 mins, 1942)

THE BEST YEARS OF OUR LIVES

(dir. William Wyler, 172 mins, 1946

Double bill!
Sunday New Year's Day Jan 1
LITTLE FOXES 5pm
BEST YEARS 7:15pm

Tix for the double bill
Tix for LITTLE FOXES only
Tix for BEST YEARS only

WILLIAM WYLER
FAMILY AND HOMECOMING DOUBLE BILL

THE LITTLE FOXES
STARRING BETTE DAVIS

An esteemed film adaptation of Lillian Hellman's play involving the corrupt machinations of a wealthy Southern family. Vicious queen bee Regina Giddens (Bette Davis) and her two greedy brothers scheme mercilessly in their attempt to make a fortune on a new cotton mill. In the process Regina is more than willing to crush anyone who stands in their way-- including her own husband. (synopsis from Rotten Tomatoes)

THE BEST YEARS OF OUR LIVES
starring Myrna Loy, Fredric March, and Dana Andrews

". . .the best American movie about returning soldiers I've ever seen--the most moving and the most deeply felt. It bears witness to its times and contemporaries like few other Hollywood features, and Gregg Toland's deep-focus cinematography is one of the best things he ever did."
- Jonathan Rosenbaum, CHICAGO READER

Perhaps the most memorable film about the aftermath of World War II in the U.S., it unfolds with the homecoming of three veterans to the same small town. The leads all touch emotional truths: Myrna Loy seems able to express longing, joy, fear and surprise - mostly with her back turned - in a particularly poignant welcome home. The movie never glosses over the reality of altered lives and the inability to communicate the experience of war on the front lines or the home front. A landmark achievement. WWII vet Russell, who lost his hands in the war, is the only person to win two Oscars for the same role, Best Supporting Actor and a special Oscar "for bringing hope and courage to his fellow veterans through his appearance." (synopsis from Rotten Tomatoes)


Bizarro Monday Double Bill!
TOUCH ME IN THE MORNING
(dir. Giuseppe Andrews, 80 mins, 1999)
with
SCARLET MOON

(dir. Warren Disbrow, 2006)

Double bill!
Monday Jan 2
TOUCH ME 7pm
SCARLET MOON 8:45pm

Tix for the double bill
Tix for TOUCH ME only
Tix for SCARLET MOON only

This is a "Bizarro Monday" program. Every Monday at 7pm the Pioneer presents the finest (and trashiest) in horror, sci-fi, freakshow, exploitation, martial arts, genre, b-movies, z-movies, and just plain weird stuff.

Troma Presents: A Tromatic New Year Double Bill!

TOUCH ME IN THE MORNING:

The movie opens in a ramshackle Texas trailer park, where drunken, beerbellied rednecks ramble on in heavily slurred speech. We eventually meet Coney Island (Giuseppe Andrews) a skinny kid in his late teens or early 20s. He wears a straw cowboy hat and Elvis glasses.

Coney's hobbies include riding toy horses at the playground and singing upbeat pop songs to the elderly, (Andrews also wrote and performed all the music) accompanied by his electronic keyboard. The old folks don't seem to notice that Coney's lyrics are laced with profanities.

Coney tells his life story through voice-over narration. His parents are older, as they were middle-aged when he was born. His mom plays with a sock puppet and has several lovers, including a disheveled homeless guy called Harmonica Pete. Coney's father, Daddy Bill, (Bill Nowlin) is a philandering gigolo doing time in prison. Coney has an uncle who is a heroin addict and looks like a skeletal concentration camp victim. He likes to take baths in motel pools. [synopsis adapted from troma.com]

SCARLET MOON:

From a statement by director Warren Disbrow:
SCARLET MOON's story was different in that it didn't have many humans in it. The story was about supernaturals and about their relationships to each other. Dominic Gregoria plays a satanic vampire named Andreas who has a side kick vampire named Smoke, played by Colin Reynolds, who is a junkie. AnnMarie Donato plays Satanya, an artist who got turned into a vampire in the 1960s and still lives like she did in the 1960s. Guy Camilleri plays the evil devil cult leader Edward Crowely, who thinks nothing of using babies for satanic blood sacrifices. Crowley's mistress is Muldavia, play by Francesca Chirelli. There are other interesting characters, but I'm not going to talk about them here.


BOB SMITH, USA

(dir. Neil Abramson, 90 mins, 2005)

Tues Jan 3 7pm - buy tix

This is a Tuesdays@7 program. Every Tuesday at 7pm features special guests presenting their film, and is followed by a beer and pizza reception for ticket holders.

BOB SMITH, U.S.A. is a hilarious new documentary film by Neil Abramson, that provides a view into American culture through the eyes of seven men named Bob Smith.

The filmmakers traveled across the United States documenting the lives of all the Bob Smiths. Despite their common names, the men vary greatly in profession, age and religion - from septic tank repairman to yoga instructor; from twenty eight to eighty-eight years old; from Evangelical Christian to Evangelical Atheist. As each man’s story unfolds in his own words, intimate portraits are drawn; creating a poetic, non-judgmental and highly entertaining document of American life.


JOHNNY BERLIN

(dir. Dominic J. DeJoseph, 55 mins, 2005)

Tues Jan 3 9pm - buy tix

 

 

With a dry wit and self-effacing humor, as well as an endearing eccentricity, John Hyrns gives voice to his life and dreams in Dominic J. DeJoseph’s hour-long documentary, narrating a journey that traverses much of the West Coast by 1930’s Pullman car. The camera is silent witness to a monologue delivered by 40-something Hyrns, whose job as a porter on a dying breed of luxury train endowed him with his nickname, Johnny Berlin. A sad-eyed wanderer with a quick tongue, who counts punk rock and among his main influences, Johnny still hasn’t figured out what to do with his life. In trying to do so, however, he has managed to do quite a bit, which he describes as he goes about his never-ending tasks of changing sheets and battling dust. Johnny is engaging on just about any topic, from his love for strawberry milk to his somewhat-lacking love life, and his tales of get-rich-quick schemes are particularly hilarious: a deadpan Johnny details the slightly morbid story of once trying to increase his father’s life insurance plan to garner himself a more robust inheritance. With big dreams of finishing his novel about a man who decides to roll across the United States, Johnny is a gravel-voiced, diamond-in-the-rough character, assuming literary proportions of his own. The low-fi, talking-head documentary style of the piece—a departure for music video director DeJoseph, whose credits include videos for R.E.M. and Tilly and the Wall—allows the charismatic, melancholy central figure to take center stage.

Executive produced by Michael Stipe and Jim McKay.


LGBT Wednesday

Newfest presents

VIDEO REMAINS
(dir. Alexandra Juhasz, 54 mins, 2005)

with
MATEO'S TATTOO
(dir. Allen Frame, 25 mins, 2005)

Weds Jan 4 7pm - buy tix

NewFest LGBT Film Festival presents a highlight from their 2005 festival.

VIDEO REMAINS:
An experimental documentary about AIDS, 80's activism, and mourning centered on an interview taken of a friend who died in 1993. Recognizing a link between past and present images of AIDS through video footage that remains after their deaths, Juhasz examines how the dead continue to affect the living through this work.

MATEO'S TATTOO:
The death of a New York City photographer changes the lives of two younger men who are left behind to resolve his leagcy.

This is an LGBT Wednesdays program. At 7pm on the First Two Wednesdays of every month, NewFest presents highlights from their festival. Other Wednesdays at 7pm often, though not always, feature LGBT programming.


RASHOMON

(dir. Akira Kurosawa, 89 mins, 1950)

Weds Jan 4 9pm - buy tix
Thurs Jan 26 7pm - buy tix

This highly acclaimed film, set in feudal Japan, presents an intriguing tale of violent crime in the woods, told from the perspective of four different characters - a bandit (Toshirô Mifune), a woman (Machiko Kyô), her husband (Masayuki Mori), and a woodcutter (Takashi Shimura). Only two things about the incident seem to be clear - the woman was raped and her husband is now dead. However, the other elements radically differ as the four participants and/or witnesses relate their own stories (with the dead man, eerily enough, speaking through a medium). As each account is revealed, what seemed black and white turns to various hues of gray, leading to surprising - and confounding - relevations.


Cultural Thursdays

Doors Art Foundation presents films from Croatia

FINE DEAD GIRLS

(dir. Dalibor Matanic, 77 mins, 2002) Croatian with English subtitles.

Thurs Jan 5 7pm - buy tix

A Cultural Thursdays program. At 7pm on the First Thursday of the month, the Doors Art Foundation presents a film from Croatia. Other Thursdays at 7pm often feature programming presented with other ethnic and cultural groups.

49th annual Pula film festival:
Grand Prix for best Croatian film - Critic's prize for best film

Iva and Marija, a lesbian couple, rent an apartment in a seemingly quiet building in Zagreb, but what initially appears as a safe love haven, quickly turns into a nightmare that is loosely based on Balzac’s novel PERE GORIOT. Among the couple’s neighbors are a hack gynecologist, a prostitute, a former soldier suffering from PTSD, and a controlling landlady, Olga, who is obsessed with her son Danijel. When Olga finds out that Danijel has a secret crush on Iva, her fury is inevitable and the fate of the lesbian couple sealed. A winner of the Best Croatian Movie Award in 2002, FINE DEAD GIRLS (Fine Mrtve Djevojke) has been named one of the best Croatian movies of the last decade, and has garnered much attention due to its controversial subject matter.


Feature Presentation

EL CARRO

(dir. Luis Orjuela, 90 mins, 2003)

Thurs Jan 5 9pm - buy tix
Fri Jan 6 9pm - buy tix
Sat Jan 7 9pm - buy tix
Sun Jan 8 9pm - buy tix
Mon Jan 9 9pm - buy tix
Tues Jan 10 9pm - buy tix
Weds Jan 11 9pm - buy tix

A Cinema Tropical Release

“Winning, consistently funny comedy, with lively script by veteran Colombian producer/scribe Dago Garcia ("Maximum Penalty"), THE CAR is driven by unusually sharp helming from newcomer Luis Orjuela, and a dynamite ensemble cast.”
–Ronnie Scheib, Variety

EL CARRO, one of the biggest Colombian box office hits in the country’s history, follows the travails of the Velez’s, a typical middle-class family from Bogotá, as they buy their first car in an attempt to move up the local social ladder. After the father accidentally gives away a winning lottery ticket for a new car to the neighbors, the Velez’s decide to save face and buy their neighbor’s old car - a 1950´s cherry red Chevy convertible – spending their entire nest egg. First-time director Luis Orjuela manages to create a hilarious social farce which portrays such quintessential Colombian experiences as a daughter’s quinceañera (15th birthday party), Christmas, and the lottery craze with a rare balance of sympathy and humor.


DR. STRANGELOVE
OR HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMB

(dir. Stanley Kubrick, 93 mins, 1964)

Fri Jan 6 7pm - buy tix

GEORGE W. BUSH, DICK CHENEY, DONALD RUMSFELD, CONDOLEEZZA RICE, AND PAUL WOLFOWITZ ALL RECEIVE FREE ADMISSION, AND ARE INVITED TO DO Q&A AFTER THE FILM.

"The most shattering sick joke I've ever come across."
- Bosley Crowther, NEW YORK TIMES

"It's one of the greatest - and undoubtably the most hilarious - antiwar statements ever put to film. See it before the world ends."
- Marjorie Baumgarten, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

DR. STRANGELOVE OR: HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMB is Stanley Kubrick's Cold War masterpiece. Based on the novel RED ALERT by Peter George, the film is set at the height of the tensions between Russia and the United States, when all it would take to destroy the world was one push of a button. And General Jack D. Ripper (Sterling Hayden) is just the man to do it.
(synopsis adapted from Rotten Tomatoes)


Pioneer Late Nights

DIE YOU ZOMBIE BASTARDS!

(dir. Caleb Emerson, 98 mins, 2005)

Fri Jan 6 10:45pm - SOLD OUT

"The World's First Ever Serial Killer Super-Hero Zombie Rock N' Roll Road Movie Romance!"

Starring: Tim Gerstmar, Pippi Zornoza and Geoff Mosher - One Man Band Rockabilly Legend Hasil Adkins and Adult Film Superstar Jamie Gillis

"Die You Zombie Bastards! is gory, tasteless, no-budget comedy at it's best!" - The Boston Phoenix

Featuring One Man Band Rockabilly Legend Hasil Adkins and adult film superstar Jamie Gillis along with Zombies, Ninjas, Robots and Mosquito Warlords! All of the over-the-top madness aside, it is, more than anything else, a character-driven melodrama with a lot of heart. . .and there are quite a few rubber dicks in it, too.


Pioneer Late Nights

LAST TANGO IN PARIS

(dir. Bernardo Bertolucci, 129 mins, 1972)

Sat Jan 7 10:45pm - buy tix
Sat Jan 21 10:45pm - buy tix
Fri Jan 27 6:30pm - buy tix

"The feelings of love, anguish, and despair that erupt all over the place in Bernardo Bertolucci's new film, LAST TANGO IN PARIS, are so intense, so consuming, that watching the film at times comes close to being an embarrassment. . .Brando, like Bertolucci, has pulled out all the stops without fear of looking absurd. . . LAST TANGO IN PARIS is a beautiful, courageous, foolish, romantic, and reckless film and Bertolucci is like a diving champion, drunk on enthusiasm, who dares dive from the high board knowing well that the pool is half empty."
- Vincent Canby, NY TIMES

A young Parisian woman begins a sordid affair with a middled-aged American businessman whom lays out ground rules that their clandestine relationship will be based only on sex.

Bring a stick of butter, get a free buttered popcorn!


Sunday Shorts

Chicago City Limits First Sundays Comedy Films

First Sundays

Sun Jan 8 7pm - buy tix

filmmakers & special guests will attend!

This is a Sunday Shorts program. At 7pm on many Sundays, the Pioneer presents programs of short films.

Part stand-up comedy act, part film festival, part party, First Sundays is a monthly festival featuring the best in short comedy films from around the world. Each screening features new films, audience and judges awards, and an after party sponsored by Stella Artois.

Visit the First Sundays website


Bizarro Mondays!

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST
(La belle et la bête)

(dir. Jean Cocteau, 93 mins, 1946)
cinematography by Henri Alékan

Mon Jan 9 7pm - buy tix

This is a "Bizarro Monday" program. Every Monday at 7pm the Pioneer presents the finest (and trashiest) in horror, sci-fi, freakshow, exploitation, martial arts, genre, b-movies, z-movies, and just plain weird stuff.

"One of the most magical of all films."
- Roger Ebert, CHICAGO SUN-TIMES

"A magnificent fairy tale."
- Mike D'Angelo, TIME OUT NEW YORK

THE ORIGINAL ENCHANTED FAIRYTALE - DISCOVER IT ANEW OR REVEL IN IT AGAIN

Visionary filmmaker and poet Jean Cocteau responded to the terrors and creative constraints of occupied France with this elaborately realized take on the classic fairy tale BEAUTY AND THE BEAST. Suggested by his longtime collaborator and muse, French actor Jean Marais, the cinematic version of the fable first penned by Jeanne-Marie Leprince de Beaumont became Cocteau’s most celebrated film. Cocteau renders the story of a gentlehearted beast in love with a simple and beautiful girl in the style of the luminous paintings of Dutch master Vermeer. From the quaint and humorous scenes of Beauty’s happy home to the ominous surreal spectacle of the Beast’s enchanted estate, Cocteau transforms the simple tale of tragic love into a surreal vision of death, desire, and beauty. Marais is chilling as the lonely and tormented beast, projecting a wounded love for the glacial yet endearing Beauty (Josette Day), whose simple request for a rose from her father brings tragedy crashing down on her whole family. Cocteau expands upon the cinematic inventiveness first seen in his masterpiece BLOOD OF A POET with mirrors made of water, living statues, and candelabras fashioned from living arms, transforming a children’s fable into a complex and radiant cinematic classic.
(synopsis from Rotten Tomatoes)


IFP BUZZCUTS

presented by SKYY Vodka

Different, disenfranchised, or just "not from here" - they are "outsiders"...

Tues Jan 10 7pm - buy tix

This is a Tuesdays@7 program. Every Tuesday at 7pm features special guests presenting their film, and is followed by a beer and pizza reception for ticket holders.

 

 

 

 

The Independent Feature Project presents a program of short films.

Earnie
(2005, 19 minutes) Directed by Toshiharu Takatsuka
An American teenager, Earnie, provides a secret shelter for a dehydrated Mexican boy who has crossed the border illegally. But when his classmate discovers them, the boy's fate lies in Earnie's hands.

Street Kid
(2005, 9 minutes) Directed by Justin Ambrosino
A deaf, homeless, street kid weathers a cold winter’s day in New York City and struggles for money.

Void
(2005, 5 minutes) Directed by Patrick Epino
In a culture of quick fixes, a sad guy is trying to get happy – and so is everyone else.

Brooklyn 02
(2003, 17 minutes) Directed by Guillaume Paturel & Julien Hallard
The American nightmare of a stray French clandestine. A descent into hell through the romantic-voyeur eyes of a young female photographer and her Polaroid.

Giant Sized
(2003, 22 minutes) Directed by Kris Kaczor
A high school loser tries to give back to a society that has shunned him. The pulse of Edward James' life over 25 years conveys a monotony and dreamlike distance from reality and other people. However, the bleakness of his life does not stop Edward from cherishing what life has offered him--a single note of praise in his high school annual from a girl named Tonya. What Edward does not realize is the truth behind Tonya's note.

The Debt
(2005, 15 minutes) Directed Levan Koguashvili
Is it possible to hold on to your dignity in the face of ultimate human struggle? Cold, hungry and humiliated, illegal Georgian immigrants from the former Soviet Union fight for their survival in the streets of Brooklyn, New York. The film was shot entirely with a digital still photo camera.


LGBT Wednesday

Newfest presents

FAG HAGS:
WOMEN WHO LOVE GAY MEN
(dir. Justine Pimlott, 52 mins, 2004)

with
IRENE WILLIAMS:
QUEEN OF LINCOLN ROAD

(dir. Eric Smith, 23 mins, 2004)

Weds Jan 11 7pm - buy tix

NewFest LGBT Film Festival presents a highlight from their 2005 festival.

FAG HAGS:
This entertaining examination of three gay male/straight female relationships offers an illuminating look at fag hag stereotypes and the efforts by groups like SWISH (Straight Women in Support of Homos) to embrace the term.

IRENE WILLIAMS: QUEEN OF LINCOLN ROAD
A charming portrait of Irene, an eccentric old lady in South Beach Miami with a distinctive sense of style.

This is an LGBT Wednesdays program. At 7pm on the First Two Wednesdays of every month, NewFest presents highlights from their festival. Other Wednesdays at 7pm often, though not always, feature LGBT programming.


THREAT

(dir. Matt Pizzolo, 80 mins, 2005)

Thurs Jan 12 7pm - tickets no longer for sale
Fri Jan 13 7pm - buy tix
Fri Jan 13 11pm - buy tix
Sat Jan 14 11pm - buy tix

 

 

"The epitome of DiY filmmaking!"
- NY-1 News

"Fierce emotions have yielded a fervid film called THREAT. The film shows what adults portraying kids never seem to be able to portray: their complexity. THREAT's triumph is that it avoids scenester naivete. Every subculture is interrogated equally by the poetic script - black, white, straightedge, drinker, gangster, city kid, suburban kid - which turns the film into a whirling meditation on youth, city, and future."
- The Long Island Voice

Homeless punk-rocker Jim and hip-hop artist Fred are two unlikely friends who find themselves at the nexus of chaos in this blisteringly furious film that mixes street philosophy with ultraviolence. When these two friends bring their vastly different street tribes together, neither is prepared for the vicious intolerance that explodes into a brutal riot. As violence tears through the NYC streets, threatening not only Jim and Fred’s kinship but also their lives, the duo must find a way to quell the chaos or else be consumed by it. THREAT was created by filmmaking team Katie Nisa & Matt Pizzolo and their Kings Mob Productions media militia, a team of nearly 200 creative young people in their late teens and early twenties.


Feature Presentation

LIBERTY STREET:
Alive at Ground Zero

(dir. Peter Josyph, 118 mins, 2005)

Thurs Jan 12 9pm - buy tix
Fri Jan 13 8:45pm - buy tix
Sat Jan 14 8:45pm - buy tix
Sun Jan 15 9pm - buy tix
Mon Jan 16 9pm - buy tix
Tues Jan 17 6:30pm - buy tix
Tues Jan 17 9pm - buy tix
Weds Jan 18 9pm - buy tix

"LIBERTY STREET: ALIVE AT GROUND ZERO should be required viewing by all Americans. This is a brilliant work of art and a crucially important film."
- Phil Hall, Film Threat - read full review here

Profile of director Peter Josyph, from DOWNTOWN EXPRESS

Welcome to the new neighborhood. . .

Best of Fest - Feature Documentary - Putnam Valley Film & Video Festival

In LIBERTY STREET: ALIVE AT GROUND ZERO, loyal Downtowners who ran for their lives from the collapse of the Twin Towers return with a resolve to restore their world to order. Determined not to be cowed by the specter of terrorism, the people of Liberty Street are part of a ghost world that has vanished now forever. At a time when the Ground Zero neighborhood was highly restricted, LIBERTY STREET pries into the corners of chaos as the camera searches for clues with which to envision that morning and interpret its impact. LIBERTY STREET is a tribute to the spirit of resilience in the American character.


Sunday Shorts

Cine-Poetry on the Web:
Scratchvideo.TV

Sun Jan 15 7pm - buy tix

Charlene Rule in person!

This is a Sunday Shorts program. At 7pm on many Sundays, the Pioneer presents programs of short films.

A special evening of short films by Charlene Rule, the videomaker behind ScratchVideo.TV, the popular online "vlog" (video blog)

Cine-Poety on the Web: ScratchVideo.tv is a compilation of work derived from the videoblog created by Charlene Rule. The website is composed of a wide range of short videos, accompanied by text, that contain fragments, sketches, and moments that traverse the gamut of everyday life. Rule shoots and edits a new short video every few days and has been doing so for over a year now. By making aspects of her life into poetic visual shorts, Rule has composed a cumulative novella of unfinished thoughts that feel more raw, subversive, and alive than a completed autobiography.


Bizarro Mondays

Clayton presents

Mon Jan 16 7pm - buy tix

This is a "Bizarro Monday" program. Every Monday at 7pm the Pioneer presents the finest (and trashiest) in horror, sci-fi, freakshow, exploitation, martial arts, genre, b-movies, z-movies, and just plain weird stuff

Clayton Patterson from the Clayton Gallery and Outlaw Art Museum presents a program of his choosing, drawing from his enormous Lower East Side / East Village archives.

Showing mid 80's Pyramid Club- Drag nights and Whispers. Dressing Room, Eichelberger, Ethyl (1945-1990), International Crysis (1951-1990), Hapi Phase, Adora Van Davonport, Tabboo, Wendy Wild (R.I.P.), Olympia, and others.

Come to the show, but also buy Clayton's book. It's incredible!


Mormonsploitation!
Pioneer Late Nights

NEW YORK DOLL

(dir. Greg Whiteley,78 mins, 2005)

Weds Jan 18 7:15pm - buy tix
Weds Jan 25 7:15pm - buy tix

 

 

"As journeys go, this is one to treasure."
- Kenneth Turan, LOS ANGELES TIMES

"Greg Whiteley's small, tender documentary portrait looks at life after rock 'n' roll as experienced by the original bassist for the New York Dolls."
- Stephen Holden, NEW YORK TIMES

A recovering alcoholic and recently converted Mormon, we first meet mild-mannered Arthur Kane on the LA bus he takes most days to his job at the Family History Center library. No one would connect the shy 55-year-old in the suit and tie to Arthur "Killer" Kane, statuesque bassist for the legendary '70s rock band, The New York Dolls.

Arthur became the bass player for the Dolls in 1971 and helped form, in rocker Morrissey's words, "one of the most raucous, notorious bands in musical history." Decked out in platform heels, skin-tight pants, smeared lipstick and hair a mile high, the Dolls' gender-bending stage antics belied a ferocious sound that presaged punk and influenced a generation of musicians. But drug abuse and inner-band bickering led to a split in 1975, with Arthur himself bottoming out.

In the early spring of 2004, Morrissey, former President of the New York Dolls fan club and curator of the 2004 Meltdown Festival in London, asked the Dolls to reunite for two shows. Arthur was ecstatic.

But how would it all turn out?

(synopsis adapted from RottenTomatoes)


Cultural Thursdays

THIRD I NY presents
Pakistani Shorts Program:
URBAN HUM OF PAKISTAN

Thurs Jan 19 7pm - buy tix

A Cultural Thursdays program. Thursdays at 7pm often feature programming presented with ethnic and cultural groups.

**Portion of Proceeds to go to Earthquake Relief in Pakistan.**
A diverse selection of short films and documentaries by contemporary Pakistani filmmakers, varying in themes from personal to social and political. This program is curated by Laila Kazmi, founder of Jazbah.org and Associate Editor of Chowrangi , a Pakistani-American magazine of arts, culture, and politics. These films were screened at Seattle’s 2nd Independent South Asian Film Festival presented by Tasveer. Since then, the program has been touring nationally for earthquake relief events.

Your Beautiful World, Manizhe Ali, 2 mins
Bina, Beena Sarwar, 11 mins
Tabdeeli, Babar Shaikh, 9 mins
On a Razor's Edge, Sharmeen Obaid, 24 mins
Untitled, Shalalae Jamil, 3 mins
Death in the Garden of Paradise, Nurjahan Akhlaq, 21 mins


Feature Presentation

24 HOURS ON CRAIGSLIST

(dir. Michael Ferris Gibson, 82 mins, 2005)

Thurs Jan 19 9pm - buy tix
Fri Jan 20 7pm - buy tix
Fri Jan 20 9pm - buy tix
Sat Jan 21 5pm - buy tix
Sat Jan 21 9pm - buy tix
Sun Jan 22 5pm - buy tix
Sun Jan 22 9pm - buy tix
Mon Jan 23 9pm - buy tix
Tues Jan 24 9pm - buy tix
Weds Jan 25 9pm - buy tix

Thurs Jan 26 9pm - buy tix
Fri Jan 27 9pm - buy tix
Sat Jan 28 9pm - buy tix
Sun Jan 29 3:45pm - buy tix

Sun Jan 29 9pm - buy tix
Mon Jan 30 9pm - buy tix
Tues Jan 31 9pm - buy tix
Weds Feb 1 9pm - buy tix
Sat Feb 4 7:15pm - buy tix

Weds Feb 8 5:15pm - buy tix

Sun Feb 12 4:45pm - buy tix
Sat Feb 18 3:15pm - buy tix
Fri Feb 24 7pm - buy tix
Sat Mar 11 7pm - buy tix
Sat Mar 18 11pm - buy tix
Fri Mar 31 11pm - buy tix

Fri May 5 11pm - buy tix
Fri May 12 11pm - buy tix
Fri May 19 11:30pm - buy tix
Fri May 26 11:30pm - buy tix

one city, one day, one website, no limits

“It’s an absolute blast. . .24 HOURS ON CRAIGSLIST is the ultimate people zoo.”
- FILM THREAT

“a whirlwind tour. . .a colorful mosaic. . .crowd-pleaser. . .engaging. . .zippy. . .sharp”
- VARIETY

“Hilarious”
- EYE WEEKLY

“fun and titillating. . .mesmerizing. . .this film is poignant”
- Wired News

You know Craigslist-- it's the secret engine that drives the local economy, the place you likely found your last job, apartment, car, couch, bandmate, dance lesson, bankruptcy attorney or Friday-night date. Everybody's got a Craigslist story, and filmmaker Michael Ferris Gibson came up with an ingenious idea to find a few of them: he set out to document one random day on Craigslist. What he delivers is a rollicking portrait of the urban experience in all its eccentric glory - a cross section of folks doing everything from selling 250 pairs of women's army-surplus pants to everything-they-own (to finance a trip around the world); guys looking for roommates or wives; an Ethel Merman impersonator looking for a back-up band and a strange fellow hoping some hot chicks will show up for his basement sex party. Looking for a support group for your diabetic cat? Need to rent a husband, find a horny poodle, a gay sperm donor or a pre-op transsexual escort? Maybe you need a movie crew (that's right - Gibson's cast, crew and music were all found through Craigslist). Gibson even found what can only be called the Ultimate Craigslist Story, which you've just gotta hear. There may be Craigslists all over the globe at this point, but Craigslist will always be a uniquely American creation, and Gibson's terrific movie is a giddy celebration of total freedom and everything we love and hate about it. Find a date on Craigslist, and come and see it!


Pioneer Late Nights

GAY SEX IN THE 70s

(dir. Joseph Lovett, 67 mins, 2005)

Fri Jan 20 10:30pm - buy tix
Fri Jan 27 10:30pm - buy tix
Sat Jan 28 10:30pm - buy tix

 

"Lovett employs bittersweet but blissful recollections of men who can only be described as survivors."
- John Anderson, NEWSDAY

"The director, Joseph Lovett, wants us to ask if there's such a thing as too much freedom, and he has the sobriety to say yes - and no."
- Owen Gleiberman, ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY

Documentary producer/director Joseph Lovett focuses his lens on the unbridled sexual passion and exploration that marked the twelve years from Stonewall (1969) to the first reported cases of AIDS (1981). With access to a filmic and photographic treasure trove of erotic life on New York's West Side Piers, trucks, bars, dance clubs, baths and beaches, Lovett's cast of storytellers takes us from the remarkably repressed pre-Stonewall period to an era of sexual excess unparallelled since ancient Rome.

Straightforward, funny and titllating at the same time, they tell their stories with remarkable wit, humor and perspective. For younger people - those who became sexually active after the age of AIDS - this film may be a startling revelation of what everyday life was like when American youth were cutting loose from Puritanical values and ascribing to the watchword of the time, "If it feels good, do it."


CONFIDENTIAL REPORT
(MR. ARKADIN)

(dir. Orson Welles, 100 mins, 1955)

Sat Jan 21 7pm - buy tix

 

"Suspenseful and bizarre. . .as provocative as anything Mr. Welles has ever attempted. . .[Welles himself as] Arkadin is less a performance than a presence, and, on screen or off, it overwhelms a film, which, for all its strangeness, is seldom less than brilliant."
- NEW YORK TIMES

"For all of the film's perversity, there is greatness in it."
- Dave Kehr, CHICAGO READER

A dying man's final words send two people to Gregory Arkadin (Orson Welles), a mysterious and much-feared billionaire who lives in a Xanadu-like castle. In Welles's noirish MR. ARKADIN, Robert Arden stars as Guy Van Stratten, an adventurer and fortune hunter who is interested in Arkadin's money--and his daughter, Raina (Paolo Mori). Arkadin, overprotective of his daughter, has his "secretaries" prepare a damaging dossier on Van Stratten--entitled "Confidential Report." But Arkadin then makes a deal with Van Stratten--he will pay the young man for preparing a similar file on him, for Mr. Arkadin says he remembers nothing about his past and does not know where he came from. Even his name is a mystery. Van Stratten's search for the truth about Arkadin's past--which takes him throughout Europe and to Mexico and features encounters with a variety of fabulously colorful characters--is highly reminiscent of Thompson's search for Rosebud in CITIZEN KANE.

Shot in black and white, filled with elegant, cosmopolitan party scenes, and extraordinary close-ups, MR. ARKADIN is a visually stunning film. The camera angles and movement, the exotic sets, the playful music, and the quick cuts - as well as the extremely entertaining and metaphorical stories that Arkadin tells - all help make MR. ARKADIN a sublime treat.


THE RAMONES
End of the Century

(dir. Jim Fields & Michael Gramaglia, 110 mins, 2003)

Sun Jan 22 6:45pm - buy tix
Mon Jan 30 6:45pm - buy tix

Hey! Ho! Let's go!

In 1974, the New York City music scene was shocked into consciousness by the violently new and raw sound of a band of misfits from Queens, called The Ramones. Playing in a seedy Bowery bar to a small group of fellow struggling musicians, the band struck a chord of disharmony that rocked the foundation of the mid-'70s music scene. This quartet of unlikely rock stars traveled across the country and around the world connecting with the disenfranchised everywhere, while sparking a movement that would resonate with two generations of outcasts across the globe. Although the band never reached the top of the Billboard charts, it managed to endure by maintaining a rigorous touring schedule for 22 years.


Bizarro Mondays program

FearsMag.com presents

One Dark and Stormy Night

Mon Jan 23 7pm - buy tix

filmmakers & special guests will attend

This is a "Bizarro Monday" program. Every Monday at 7pm the Pioneer presents the finest (and trashiest) in horror, sci-fi, freakshow, exploitation, martial arts, genre, b-movies, z-movies, and just plain weird stuff.

 

An evening of frightful short films, presented by the people at FearsMAG.com


Cinewomen NY presents

Cinewomen NY

Tues Jan 24 7pm - buy tix

Cinewomen NY website

This is a Tuesdays@7 program. Every Tuesday at 7pm features special guests presenting their film, and is followed by a beer and pizza reception for ticket holders.

a program of short films presented by the Cinewomen, NY filmmaker group

"Our Bodies: Our SELVES"

Films include:

Crimes of The Heart, directed by Robyn Hughan - 7 minutes
This film generates awareness and exposes the horrors of child sexual abuse on a global scale. This is achieved through a unique and effective fusion of dramatic enactments and documentary, and archival footage.

AKA 048494####, directed by Pei-lin Kuo - 3 minutes
A new immigrant to American society tries to identify herself by the
numbers associated with her.

Everybody’s Pregnant, directed by Debra Solomon - 6 minutes
A wild ride through the rough terrain of modern baby making.

Abortion Diaries, directed by Penny Lane - 30 minutes
This film gives voice to an important but silenced community: women whohave had abortions. Over a million American women will have an abortion each year. The Abortion Diaries, directed by 27-year-old Penny Lane, dispels the stigma of abortion by presenting the abortion stories of twelve diverse women. Their stories weave together with Lane’s own diary entries to present a compelling, intimate and at times surprisingly funny “dinner party” where the audience is invited to hear what women say behind closed doors about sex, love, careers, motherhood, medical technology, spirituality and their own bodies.

Confessions Of A Black Woman directed by Tamiko Joye Ball -26 minutes
Using her own experience of getting the HIV test as a backdrop, filmmaker Tamiko Joye Ball sets out to examine the reality behind the surge in HIV infection among black women by looking at how the virus has impacted individual women as well as presenting concrete ways to stem this destructive tide through awareness and self-empowerment.

Love Story directed by Signe Baumane - 3 minutes
A story about the separation of love and sex.


SEE THIS MOVIE

(dir.  David M. Rosenthal, 82 mins, 2004)

Fri Jan 28 7pm - buy tix

SEE THIS MOVIE is the comic story of aspiring filmmakers Jake Barrymore (Seth Meyers) and Larry Finkelstein (John Cho), who con their way into the Montreal World Film Festival with a masterpiece that doesn't exist. With no money or script, they race to shoot and edit a film at the festival in time for their screening.


THE SEVEN SAMURAI

(dir. Akira Kurosawa, 207 mins, 1954)

Sun Jan 29 5:30pm - buy tix

 

 

"Rich in detail, vivid in characterization, leisurely in exposition, this 207-minute epic is bravura filmmaking—a brilliant yet facile synthesis of Hollywood pictorialism, Soviet montage, and Japanese theatricality that could be a B western transposed to Mars."
- J. Hoberman, VILLAGE VOICE

Set in 16th Century Japan, the epic SEVEN SAMURAI follows the plight of a defenseless farming village that lives in constant fear of marauding bandits. The farmers know that when their crops are harvested, the thugs will attack, so four men go to town in hopes of employing samurai to fight for them. However, the poor villagers can merely offer payment in the form of shelter and a daily bowl of rice, and initially only Kambei (Takashi Shimura), a brave elder samurai, and his eager young apprentice, Katsushiro (Isao Kimura), take up their cause. Encountering various nomadic warriors on the streets, they slowly put together his team of swordsmen, recruiting Shichiroji (Daisuke Katô), Gorobei (Yoshio Inaba), Heihachi (Minoru Chiaki), and Kyuzo (Seiji Miyaguchi). Finally, Kikuchiyo (Toshirô Mifune), a scruffy wanderer who has been trailing them, completes the small band of ronin. However, upon reaching the village, the samurai learn that the farmers fear them as much the enemy. Despite the tensions, Kambei and his men slowly train the peasants to defend their village. Eventually the warriors launch a preemptive strike against the bandits, and begin a series of intense conflicts that culminates in a rain-soaked final battle--without a doubt, one of the most stunning sequences in cinema history.


Tuesdays@7 presents

Penny Arcade presents
You are All Coke Machines!
John Vaccaro and the Explosive Playhouse of the Ridiculous

Tues Jan 31 7pm - buy tix

This is a Tuesdays@7 program. Every Tuesday at 7pm features special guests presenting their film, and is followed by a beer and pizza reception for ticket holders.

A rare screening of The Playhouse of the Ridiculous's 1968 performance of Kenneth Bernard's play "The Moke Eater" with a television interview of John Vaccaro. John Vaccaro changed the face of American theatre with his performance group The Playhouse of The Ricidulous, New York's seminal queer, glitter/glam, rock and roll, political theatre that influenced everyone from Jack Smith, to Andy Warhol, to Charles Ludlam, to The Cockettes, to Hair, to David Bowie, to The Rocky Horror Show. Far from underground in the 1960's, Vaccaro's work with The Playhouse was reviewed in NEWSWEEK, the NEW YORK TIMES and international journals. It is contemporary academia that has long ignored the work by the master of theatrical spectacle.

Followed by a live talk with John Vaccaro hosted by Penny Arcade


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